My Kingdom For...: March 2010

Sunday, March 21, 2010

40 Things That Happened This Month

1. Took Another Cold Shower
2. Couldn't Finish Excess of Preserved Eggs
3. Learned to Count to 4 in Thai
4. Drank Beer With Sea Gypsy
5. Invited to Spend the Night Sea Gypsy
6. Said Friendly Goodbye to Sea Gypsy
7. Stole Spring Roll From Starving Vegetarians
8. Wore a Policeman's Cap
9. Watched Gremlins
10. Ate Spiral Potato
11. Heard Street Dogs Fight
12. Experienced Water Shortage
13. Caught Jellyfish in a Cooler
14. Walked out on Tidal Flat
15. Watched the Sun Set from Back of Motorbike
16. Ordered Ka Nom Jeen for Breakfast
17. Swam in Clearest Water to Date
18. Biked across Lanta Noi
19. Decided Against Eating Insects
20. Spoke with Matriarch of Asian Acrobat Troupe
21. Caught Several Crabs
22. Let Several Crabs Go
23. Ended Six Month Rummy Game due to Unsportsmanlike Conduct
24. Called 'Crazy' by Bangkok Taxi Driver
25. Struggled to Converse
26. Napped to the Sounds of Tidal Shift
27. Ate Suki
28. Climbed Rocks at Southern Terminal Point
29. Was the Only Woman Watching Futbol in a Muslim Eatery
30. Saw Man Play Leaf Music
31. Almost held a Waxwing
32. Bought Backgammon Set
33. Used U.S. Currency
34. Overpaid for Cambodian Visa
35. Worried About Money
36. Waited for Rain on a Pier
37. Had Going Away Party
38. Rode Thai Train for Fifteen Hours
39. Leaned out of Window on Thai Train
40. Flew to Cambodia